I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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