I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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