we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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