I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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