fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
