her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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