: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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