So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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