I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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