Banned from zoo.
Again?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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