And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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