my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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