I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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