Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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