Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize
