i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The power of my boobs compel you
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
