Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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