he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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