quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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