Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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