If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
