Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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