Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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