Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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