i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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