Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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