btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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