let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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