i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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