the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Houston, we have a squirter
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
