We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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