Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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