question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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