we made out on top of his cat.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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