Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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