Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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