They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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