I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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