just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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