420 ftw
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I would ride that face into the sunset
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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