Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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