Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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