He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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