Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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