yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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