Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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