my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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