if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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