she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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