White coat. Heels.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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